Zap Oracle

Yesterday is ashes. Tomorrow wood; Only today the fire burns brightly.

Why the Hell Did You Say "I Do" to Me if You're Still Saying "I Did" to Him?

Notice how I am staying calm? I do that because I'm the governer.

Funny People

Kramer gets a pass from me because he's my nigger.

Feeling Motivates Action

While you can excite others with your energy, you also can be combative, particularly with those who are too demanding.

I've Read About These Raindances, I know.

I cahoot with nobody.

Ass Ham Sandwich

This is a hot pair. Good for love, and good for murder. What's in your heart tonight?