I Like to be Anticipated

The truth doesn't have versions.

I Want You To Show Me

You have exactly 10 seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect.

That Guy is in it Too

Dad said the only cure-all for booze breath is McDonalds.

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I do love you but you can't crawl on me.

Pit

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Our Prayers and Dreams

I would give him a piece of my mind to feast upon and he would choke.