Why Do Sunflowers Turn Toward the Sun?

I've heard fairy tales with better documentation.

I'm Glad

Your rejection is like an emotional tsunami.

Explosion's Too Stupid to Get Angry

life is just death in drag.

A Pillow Thats Been Put in the Microwave

Having ice cold diarrhea from drinking too much jamba juice.

Navel Gazer

We are becoming a culture with no consideration of couth.