Fat Head

We have sullied the waters of the lagoon of peace.

Two Dogs in a Bathtub

the charm of your drug addled candor knows no bounds.

Burne Jones

Heaven forbid we should end the evening reflecting on our own mortality.

Squeakquel

March: the month God invented to show people that don't drink what a hangover is like.

Hey, Moon Pie

Hi, I'm the small package that good things come in.

Exclusive Penis Heat

combing your beard is like masturbating but you don't have to stop. ever.

Same Vein

Real mature, Shakespeare.