I Told You Not to Wait

if you hear sweet, smooth jams rise up from your soul, that's your answer.

Now Equipt With Lightsaber

Come high or stay home.

Go Find Yourself a Spin Cycle

You wouldn't know a good time even if it dropped out of the sky onto your face and started to wiggle.

Drag the Average

May I remind you that it does not say R.S.V.P. on the statue of liberty.

Perseverance

if you won't hold my hand will you hold my finger?

Dinner For Schmucks

I have always been the voice of AMERICA.

Ground Pound the Meteorite

Just because God blesses you doesn't mean there isn't another sneeze coming.